Category: JoysOfFatherhood

  • Eau de Mama par Desperate Fathers

    Eau de Mama par Desperate Fathers

    As the father of a newborn whose only current desire is to spend as much time as possible with his Mama (and will scream like a banshee when denied), I am asking the scientific and fragrance communities to create the following: Eau de Mama Eau de Mama combines the sweet smell of a mother’s comforting embrace…

  • The Ten Steps to an Early Morning Diaper Change

    The Ten Steps to an Early Morning Diaper Change

    Step 1 – Remove dirty diaper. Step 2 – Frantically try to catch and clean the fresh stream of urine. Step 3 – Clean infant and outfit with new diaper. Step 4 – Groan at the sound of a fresh diaper deposit. Step 5 – Subtract precious minutes of sleep as you wait for any…